âEverything Must Stayâ â Haute Mess Edition
Welcome to the ultimate treasure hunt! This 3-bed, 2-bath country retreat is bursting with personalityâand personal effects. From the moment you step inside, youâll be greeted by a curated collection of mystery socks, vintage electronics, and avant-garde laundry installations.
⢠Furnished? Absolutely.
⢠Organized? Not even close.
⢠Inspirational? Like a thrift store met a Pinterest board during a windstorm.
Drawers overflow with forgotten dreams. Closets whisper stories. The living room doubles as a museum of hobbies past. And yes, the Zen Garden awaitsâsomewhere beneath the patio furniture and ornamental extension cords.
Sold as shown. No need to pack. Just bring a toothbrush, a flashlight, and a sense of adventure. Your offer includes everything you seeâand probably a few things you donât. Schedule your personal showing today